CELINE PHANTOM - the death eater!!

For debut, i chose to be bias..

 making review on the bag that am currently eyeing on the most instead.. hihihi..  sorry ladies, the rest will follow, no worries..

n here she is.. the gorgeous Celine PHANTOM **pitam sambil flip kamus**

 cousin of the 3 stooges - Nano bin Luggage tote, Micro binti Luggage Tote & the closest to a phantom in size, Ms. Mini Luggage Tote (tiga2 adik beradik).. as for phantom, she comes in 2 sizes, small and big.. walaupun bapak lain, they share the same grandparent - CELINE.. AHAHHAHA **retard

kalau la beg ni jadi orang, she's definitely gonna be Adele.. slightly below heavy weight but blessfully granted with gorgeous features (and voice??).. erk

the many faces of Phantom

PRICE: selling at EUR1750, it's definitely an alternative to Chanel GST (EUR1,790).. according to the SA from Celine Pavillion, it's ~MYR8.8K here *nangessambilkipassate

RESELLER: despite with the booming no. of local resellers nowadays, not many are spotted offering them.. But GORGEOUSBYSHASHAARI is definitely worth to consider (me likey~), offering a brand new Phantom for ~RM7K & pre-loved at reduction price of 6K.. Feel free to drop by~ **sambil melambai dari celah pintu kedai** #dahkenapatetibapromotekedaiorang

As seen on Nicole Richie, Fergie, Cameron Diaz & Kim Kardashian namely, this bag is definitely not to be ignored, even if you're a man without makeup (MOTIP??)..  as the "weird" shape will trigger a second glance once any iris (mata) that catches it's image.. #percubaanuntukcommentmacammajalahfeshentapihancur

scary pulak rasa..

Phantom VS Luggage Tote:

• Phantom comes with gorgeous wings & leather strings terjuntai2 macam kelawar flaps
• no zip on top.. so beg ni ternganga all the time (senang nak tadah air hujan katanya!!)
• more depth, squarish rather than rectanglish kalau intai dari atas (including balcony)
• front zipper comes with leather stringbertochang macam air liur meleleh.. *drool*
• Mini luggage normally comes in more vibrant & range of colors (OWH WHY ENCIK CELINE????)
• Pricewise, similar (both Mini & small Phantom) .. #moneyfromtheskyplease

Almost identical.. cousin ma~

and if you need to justify to your husband or dad to get this frankin-beauty, worries not! below might work:

• AM AN ENVIRONMENTALIST #1 - with the intention of being environmentally friendly, inject a bit of hi-fashion as a grocery shopper, instead of the generic-ikea-blue-bag as they fit the same capacity!! your TESCO visit is never going to be the same!!

• AM AN ENVIRONMENTALIST #2 - who need a cage for a visit to the VET, when you can bring your pet with style?

• SAFETY - due to it's size, u'd happily enjoy a private-space in the shopping mall as the rest are too afraid of being accidentally slapped by it's wing.. agak2 ada yang cuba dekat, just libas the phamtom to left&right dengan harapan he'll be whipped!!.. bijak kan?

HOW EVER, other than notably heavy (fully leather ma, duh!) & cumbersome (which i couldn't care less), don't think it's suitable if you're to travel on bike.. as it'll hinder the vision of any vehicle behind.. 

and of coz, u wouldn't want to ride the Metro bas with these.. silap2 akak conductor suruh bayar utk 2 tiket coz it occupies an additional space, equivalent to a skinny teenage gurl.. erk.. don't forget, u need to find space to put this baby when ur having a dinner at Madam Kwan.. bawah kerusi perhaps?

ok lah Makchiknista, until next time!

 hope this will change your mind the next time you spot it!!

P/S; honey, will you love this hottie should i "accidentally" bought for you?? erk...

Hola ladies~

Hye there gorgeous!

**sambil muncul dari celah awan**

Finally, after much await...

but first, who am i?

am just an ordinary guy, 

with a love-acious wife, 

and an inglorious dad to a spectacular young gurl..

am not selling corset or any sort, so am not earning 6 figures,

neither am driving a bimmer, sponsored by the car fund hasil sales target met (OPS!OPS!)..

despite,

am happy,

as an engineer ("enjin-air" is more like it) by profession,

 whom he is yet to sell burger kukus at night for side income..

so what's with this blog?

it's merely an alternative space for me & dear accomplices to express ourselves on fashion related thingy;

be it bags, clothes or how even how retard and freakin cocky can the Sales Assistant (SA) in Tod's KLCC be..

for i like em all.

am thinking of doing a bit of paparazzi work too!
so if ur carrying gorgeous bags or strolling down the escalator in neon shoes within KLCC area, AWAS!!  HAHAHA **gelak dalam toilet sambil bergema

and

will be describing them in my very own voluptuous (or berachun, depends) words,

through an eye of a super-not-so-macho-with-least-muscle-count guy..

expect no fancy schamcy writings as I was not born on the runaway..

more to pasar malam kinda way as those words datang dari celah2 gigi saya yang perlu ditampal (takutnya nak call dentist!).

so gurls (U KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!),
LET THEM GAME BEGIN!!!

owh yes, and WELCOME!!

p/s: babelicious, korang nak suruh review pasal beg apa dulu ni??? pencerahan please!

[Soundtrack: TITANIUM by David Guetta feat Sia]